Eat poop.

Eating poop is one wonderful way to nourish your body, mind and spirit. Today, I’m going to talk a little about spiritualism and its connections to poop-eaters throughout the globe.

As ya’ll may already know, spiritualism is a sect created by Saddam Hussein, one of the world’s most famous poop-eater and lover of Allah. It says in the Allah spiritualist sect bible that: “thou shall not eat blood, but thy shall feast upon excrement”. It’s the word of God folks, eating poop is the shit!

By: your beloved neighboring horny midget.